have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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