jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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