In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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