Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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