Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
worst night to have a conscience
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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