therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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