its not stalking. its research.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
