Soap is not a condiment
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
