My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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