This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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