should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I look excited, but its just a facade.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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