So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
