I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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