In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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