He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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