need another drink. this is the easiest way
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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