do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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