It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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