His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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