just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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