Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
sex in a hospital.. check
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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