She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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