Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
