how can u be prego again
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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