Don't make out with my wife yet
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So many bounce houses so little time
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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