I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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