i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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