Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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