didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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