No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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