THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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