I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Randomize
