So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize