How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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