Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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