she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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