paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize