she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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