you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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