just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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