Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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