I hope mine doesn't look like that
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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