If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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