Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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