Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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