Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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