I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
