He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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