Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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