The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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