No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
In other news, I just burned my penis
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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