u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm at about main and main street
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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