You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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